Warning, Side Effects May Include Cow

Cream sure sounds like a delightful scent for some shampoo, the people down at R&D swear it's the best scented shampoo we have made yet... Just don't get any in your mouth... or your eyes.... there have been some... accidents involving accidental ingestion of the cream. I mean, it's non toxic, it's just... well... the cream sort of... well... okay, it turns you into a cow... at least partially. So just... make sure you don't get any in your eyes or your mouth and you should be fine... probably... most likely anyhow. Most people don't turn into cows the first time so were pretty sure it is safe. What do you mean what about the second and third times? Repeated exposure? Well, I mean I can see where that might also cause a transformation. Maybe we should market this as something other than shampoo...

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~The Warlock